Me: So this morning I was watching the E channel... True Hollywood Stories, or something like that
Jesus: I'm glad to see that you are making the most of your time on earth
Me: I know, right? It was just on while I'm getting outta bed and waking up
Jesus: "Thou shalt not kill... your braincells"
Me: OK OK. So anyways... It was the story of David Hasselhoff
Jesus: Well then, why didnt you say so to begin with? This is obviously quality time... All your sins are forgiven now
Me: Ya, so it was really hard to watch... At one point he actually said something really close to "...And that is when I knew that people could no longer see me as the perfect hero". .... PERFECT HERO!
And later he actually said "There is David Hasselhoff (still referring to himself in this grandiose manner), ... and then there is... The Hoff"
OH MY GAWD!!! He just referred to himself as "The Hoff", ...And he was serious! And even more proud and in awe of "The Hoff", then he was of "David Hasselhoff" . And you could really see the glow, cockyness, and reverence in his eyes and body when referencing "The Hoff" and how soooo cool he thought "The Hoff" is
WHY GOD WHY?!?!?!? Why is a man like this successful? Why is he rich and on TV for the world to see?
Jesus: This is the work of the Devil
About Me
- mbeano
- I'm intellingently stupid, and retardedly witty. Like a magnet, I repel and attract... often at the same time. And like some bacterial parasites, at first you may feel the instinct to get rid of me, but eventually you get used to me, and in reality I have become part of your normal flora and actually necessary - ya know, how they help break down shit that you wouldnt be able to otherwise. That's me :P Im full of supposed contradictions: Love indie music but hate scenesters, although I occasionally will where the uniform but only if Im in a non scenester setting. I digs me some jesus but need a little lucifer. I like boys, but when Im drunk I love playing with boobies like a little boy plays with GI Joes. I usually piss on art but all my freinds are artistic and I am going into a creative industry... maybe I just like to take the piss out of art. I absolutely love my family and esp. freinds more than anything, I am full of love, and I love to hate (playhate)
1 comment:
you know what's even better than refering to himself as "the hoff?" he has a saying and i've seen posters to this effect- [no not in MY bedroom!] "don't hassle the hoff!"
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