Me: What up Jesus?
Jesus: What up with you Homoslice?
Me: Dude... why you gotta be like that?
Jesus: I calls it like I seez it
Me: wha...?
Jesus: I keeps it 4 real
Me: What? Why are you talking like that?
Jesus: What? They're my words, I created them
Me: ... (speechless)
Jesus: I speak truth ... bitch
Me: Whooo cussing? What happened to "thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vein"
Jesus: Hold up, ... Is my name bitch? You calling me a bitch, bitch
Me: I need some coffee ... and water
Jesus: Ya, I created them (all cheesy smiles)
Me: ya ... thanks for that. (all cheesy smiles)
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