Me: So this morning I was watching the E channel... True Hollywood Stories, or something like that
Jesus: I'm glad to see that you are making the most of your time on earth
Me: I know, right? It was just on while I'm getting outta bed and waking up
Jesus: "Thou shalt not kill... your braincells"
Me: OK OK. So anyways... It was the story of David Hasselhoff
Jesus: Well then, why didnt you say so to begin with? This is obviously quality time... All your sins are forgiven now
Me: Ya, so it was really hard to watch... At one point he actually said something really close to "...And that is when I knew that people could no longer see me as the perfect hero". .... PERFECT HERO!
And later he actually said "There is David Hasselhoff (still referring to himself in this grandiose manner), ... and then there is... The Hoff"
OH MY GAWD!!! He just referred to himself as "The Hoff", ...And he was serious! And even more proud and in awe of "The Hoff", then he was of "David Hasselhoff" . And you could really see the glow, cockyness, and reverence in his eyes and body when referencing "The Hoff" and how soooo cool he thought "The Hoff" is
WHY GOD WHY?!?!?!? Why is a man like this successful? Why is he rich and on TV for the world to see?
Jesus: This is the work of the Devil
Saturday, December 30, 2006
Thursday, December 28, 2006
Right on
Me: So I'm really self centered and arrogant at times
Jesus: I should compliment you on how truthful you can be
Me: Ya, thanks for that
Me: Hey .... sideorder: Are you sarcastic with everyone
Jesus: People hear what they are listening for and what they are ready to hear
Me: damn... I was waiting for you to tell me lottery numbers, what slot machine to put money into, that I'll fall in love tomorrow, and that I will be offered a directing job with complete creative control before I am done with college even...
Jesus: You're not ready for that
Me: Shit... ya I am... Hey remember when the voices told me to Gamble at Green Valley Ranch Casino at like 1am and I wouldnt listen, but they kept telling me to, and missed the exit and almost went to another casion instead and they told me "No idiot, we said Green Valley Ranch Casino... tonight" Then I won like $2500!?!?!?
Jesus: Ya goodtimes
Me: Can you do that again... this time make it millions and throw in a boyfriend?
Jesus: ... Sorry I wasnt paying attention ... No... the answer to your 1st question is No, Not everyone
Me: I think I have your frequency on delay.
Me: So back to being arrogant and full of myself...
Jesus: Oh ...more of that? You didnt get enought the 1st time?
Me: So I actually think I am turning into a great writer with a very unique view, slant, voice etc blah blah blah.... This, bye the way would be an excellent example of my writing prowess...
So Im think Im slowly turning into an amazing writer and always felt I was a great storyteller... a master even
Jesus: I'm sensing there is some sort of but...
Me: Wow, this is why yo're Jesus and Im .... hmmmm
Jesus: Have a loss of words there Mr amazing writer?
Me: Well ya.. that is just it. I do think that I can be amazing and even have moments of brilliance... my own brand of brilliance. and here is the but
Jesus: Im not sure if I Iwanna see your but...
Me: Anyays, While I seem to have not doubt to my own splendor and greatness, I dont have much to show for it, or prove. I have a script that is 1/4 to 1/3 done, a few short animated videos, some short little writing blurbs, chicken scratch notes and ideas, and some blogs. Yet I have this unshakable feeling of greatness confidence and destiny when it comes to storytelling and now writing. I dont know where it comes from
Jesus: That would be me. I made this
Me: Ya thanks for thatI do have this sense of being, ownership, self importance and arrogance but I dont have anything to show for it or much to back it up. Quite a few times I feel the desire or need to write, yet I get stuck and have no idea what to write. I'll sit there foever with nothing
Jesus: just write stop thinking. Isnt this part of the reason fore this paritular insane blog
Me: Right, write... right
Jesus: I should compliment you on how truthful you can be
Me: Ya, thanks for that
Me: Hey .... sideorder: Are you sarcastic with everyone
Jesus: People hear what they are listening for and what they are ready to hear
Me: damn... I was waiting for you to tell me lottery numbers, what slot machine to put money into, that I'll fall in love tomorrow, and that I will be offered a directing job with complete creative control before I am done with college even...
Jesus: You're not ready for that
Me: Shit... ya I am... Hey remember when the voices told me to Gamble at Green Valley Ranch Casino at like 1am and I wouldnt listen, but they kept telling me to, and missed the exit and almost went to another casion instead and they told me "No idiot, we said Green Valley Ranch Casino... tonight" Then I won like $2500!?!?!?
Jesus: Ya goodtimes
Me: Can you do that again... this time make it millions and throw in a boyfriend?
Jesus: ... Sorry I wasnt paying attention ... No... the answer to your 1st question is No, Not everyone
Me: I think I have your frequency on delay.
Me: So back to being arrogant and full of myself...
Jesus: Oh ...more of that? You didnt get enought the 1st time?
Me: So I actually think I am turning into a great writer with a very unique view, slant, voice etc blah blah blah.... This, bye the way would be an excellent example of my writing prowess...
So Im think Im slowly turning into an amazing writer and always felt I was a great storyteller... a master even
Jesus: I'm sensing there is some sort of but...
Me: Wow, this is why yo're Jesus and Im .... hmmmm
Jesus: Have a loss of words there Mr amazing writer?
Me: Well ya.. that is just it. I do think that I can be amazing and even have moments of brilliance... my own brand of brilliance. and here is the but
Jesus: Im not sure if I Iwanna see your but...
Me: Anyays, While I seem to have not doubt to my own splendor and greatness, I dont have much to show for it, or prove. I have a script that is 1/4 to 1/3 done, a few short animated videos, some short little writing blurbs, chicken scratch notes and ideas, and some blogs. Yet I have this unshakable feeling of greatness confidence and destiny when it comes to storytelling and now writing. I dont know where it comes from
Jesus: That would be me. I made this
Me: Ya thanks for thatI do have this sense of being, ownership, self importance and arrogance but I dont have anything to show for it or much to back it up. Quite a few times I feel the desire or need to write, yet I get stuck and have no idea what to write. I'll sit there foever with nothing
Jesus: just write stop thinking. Isnt this part of the reason fore this paritular insane blog
Me: Right, write... right
Sunday, December 24, 2006
so clear but so unheard
Me: I think I found a song that is made specifically for me!
Jeus: Ya Sure
Me: It's called Lazy Eye. It's remisniscent of Smashing Pumpkins, and has the ever building crescendo that is just waiting to exlode that I love in songs. And the lyrics... well at least some of them, fit perfect:
"I've been waiting
i've been waiting for this moment all my life
but it's not quite right
and this 'real'
it's impossible if possible
at who's blind word
so clear but so unheard
i've been waiting
i've been waiting for this silence all night long
it's just a matter of time"
The song is so fuckin good I've been listeing to it nonstop
Jesus: Ya I know
Me: Its just soooo good you have to hear it
Jesus: Um ya, I have. Like every time I dial in to your head frequency that damn song is playing. It's like I'm QAing your calls and keep hearing the same call
Me: So you've heard it, isnt fuckin amazing
Jesus: Imagine you are at working scoring a Phone Rep's call QA boy... Im scoring this call... "Active Listening" you get a ZERO
Me: Some of the lyrics are kinda lame but certain ones hit me...like of course:
"I've been waiting
i've been waiting for this moment all my life
but it's not quite right"
but also the lines:
"and this 'real'
it's impossible if possible
at who's blind word
so clear but so unheard"
Jesus: Hello? can you hear me? This is why you called? Hello? You put that damn song on repeat again.
Me: Well... I went to the mall
Jesus: My favorite place on Earth of course, I might even rank it above the Grand Canyon...
Me: I saw cute starbucks boy... but thats even lamer to bring up. I need some kind of a real crush... that was the last one I had and that was so lame, I want to feel more than that for some other boy
"I've been waiting
i've been waiting for this moment all my life
but it's not quite right"
I just... didnt want to put that topic on repeat... but there it is
Jesus: Most people are broken records... Even though you pull out your favorites often, at least you keeping looking for new ones to play
Jeus: Ya Sure
Me: It's called Lazy Eye. It's remisniscent of Smashing Pumpkins, and has the ever building crescendo that is just waiting to exlode that I love in songs. And the lyrics... well at least some of them, fit perfect:
"I've been waiting
i've been waiting for this moment all my life
but it's not quite right
and this 'real'
it's impossible if possible
at who's blind word
so clear but so unheard
i've been waiting
i've been waiting for this silence all night long
it's just a matter of time"
The song is so fuckin good I've been listeing to it nonstop
Jesus: Ya I know
Me: Its just soooo good you have to hear it
Jesus: Um ya, I have. Like every time I dial in to your head frequency that damn song is playing. It's like I'm QAing your calls and keep hearing the same call
Me: So you've heard it, isnt fuckin amazing
Jesus: Imagine you are at working scoring a Phone Rep's call QA boy... Im scoring this call... "Active Listening" you get a ZERO
Me: Some of the lyrics are kinda lame but certain ones hit me...like of course:
"I've been waiting
i've been waiting for this moment all my life
but it's not quite right"
but also the lines:
"and this 'real'
it's impossible if possible
at who's blind word
so clear but so unheard"
Jesus: Hello? can you hear me? This is why you called? Hello? You put that damn song on repeat again.
Me: Well... I went to the mall
Jesus: My favorite place on Earth of course, I might even rank it above the Grand Canyon...
Me: I saw cute starbucks boy... but thats even lamer to bring up. I need some kind of a real crush... that was the last one I had and that was so lame, I want to feel more than that for some other boy
"I've been waiting
i've been waiting for this moment all my life
but it's not quite right"
I just... didnt want to put that topic on repeat... but there it is
Jesus: Most people are broken records... Even though you pull out your favorites often, at least you keeping looking for new ones to play
Saturday, December 23, 2006
Hungover Jesus Java 2
Me: So I'm a little bummed out
Jesus: This tear's just for you
Me: Was that sarcasm?
Jesus: What? God cant crack a joke... I made you didnt I?
Me: ya... Thanks for that
Jesus: Who says I can't make a funny?
Me: Church
Jesus: They're so serious n shit
Me: So anyways, I'm kinda lonely after last nite.
Jesus: What happened ...
Me: Well I was drinking with Ijeoma, Tiffany and Jim and.... Hey dont you already know this?
Jesus: Of course, but no one like a know it all, and conversations/stories just flow better if I sprinkle a little "Really? ...Tell me about" here and there
Me: gotcha...
Jesus: So you were gonna say that Jim bummed you out.. (sarcastic grin)
Me: ya thanks for that... Ya so he mentioned looking forward to seeing some girl at someplace and that got us on the conversation of having that anxious tingly feeling when you are attracted to someone or like someone... I havent had that feeling in a long time...
And not just that initial feeling . I want to feel like some boy is attracted to me, I want to feel love.
Jesus: I love you (sarcastic grin)
Me: (laughs) OHMYGAWD!!! arg!
Jesus: Yes?
Me: ARG!
Jesus: How can I help you
Me: ARG quit it, I hate you
Jesus: No you don't... Liar... thats like 1000 hell points for you right there.
Me: I want a boy to say he loves me
Jesus: Jesus loves you
Me: I know Quit it! ... I mean like in a homo way (laughs)
Jesus: How do you know that's not what I meant?
Me: Oh that aint right
Jesus: Just messng with ya, you know playin Devil's advocate (snicker)
Me: I just want a boy to fall in love with me and tell me he loves me
Jesus: When is the last time you let yourself fall in love and told a boy you loved him?
...
Jesus: This tear's just for you
Me: Was that sarcasm?
Jesus: What? God cant crack a joke... I made you didnt I?
Me: ya... Thanks for that
Jesus: Who says I can't make a funny?
Me: Church
Jesus: They're so serious n shit
Me: So anyways, I'm kinda lonely after last nite.
Jesus: What happened ...
Me: Well I was drinking with Ijeoma, Tiffany and Jim and.... Hey dont you already know this?
Jesus: Of course, but no one like a know it all, and conversations/stories just flow better if I sprinkle a little "Really? ...Tell me about" here and there
Me: gotcha...
Jesus: So you were gonna say that Jim bummed you out.. (sarcastic grin)
Me: ya thanks for that... Ya so he mentioned looking forward to seeing some girl at someplace and that got us on the conversation of having that anxious tingly feeling when you are attracted to someone or like someone... I havent had that feeling in a long time...
And not just that initial feeling . I want to feel like some boy is attracted to me, I want to feel love.
Jesus: I love you (sarcastic grin)
Me: (laughs) OHMYGAWD!!! arg!
Jesus: Yes?
Me: ARG!
Jesus: How can I help you
Me: ARG quit it, I hate you
Jesus: No you don't... Liar... thats like 1000 hell points for you right there.
Me: I want a boy to say he loves me
Jesus: Jesus loves you
Me: I know Quit it! ... I mean like in a homo way (laughs)
Jesus: How do you know that's not what I meant?
Me: Oh that aint right
Jesus: Just messng with ya, you know playin Devil's advocate (snicker)
Me: I just want a boy to fall in love with me and tell me he loves me
Jesus: When is the last time you let yourself fall in love and told a boy you loved him?
...
Hungover Jesus Java 1
Me: What up Jesus?
Jesus: What up with you Homoslice?
Me: Dude... why you gotta be like that?
Jesus: I calls it like I seez it
Me: wha...?
Jesus: I keeps it 4 real
Me: What? Why are you talking like that?
Jesus: What? They're my words, I created them
Me: ... (speechless)
Jesus: I speak truth ... bitch
Me: Whooo cussing? What happened to "thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vein"
Jesus: Hold up, ... Is my name bitch? You calling me a bitch, bitch
Me: I need some coffee ... and water
Jesus: Ya, I created them (all cheesy smiles)
Me: ya ... thanks for that. (all cheesy smiles)
Jesus: What up with you Homoslice?
Me: Dude... why you gotta be like that?
Jesus: I calls it like I seez it
Me: wha...?
Jesus: I keeps it 4 real
Me: What? Why are you talking like that?
Jesus: What? They're my words, I created them
Me: ... (speechless)
Jesus: I speak truth ... bitch
Me: Whooo cussing? What happened to "thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vein"
Jesus: Hold up, ... Is my name bitch? You calling me a bitch, bitch
Me: I need some coffee ... and water
Jesus: Ya, I created them (all cheesy smiles)
Me: ya ... thanks for that. (all cheesy smiles)
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